Ooh boy, I’ve got a whole list of quotes per M.M lined up for you guys. I’ll try to keep you updated as much as possible. Two weeks into school and she’s still dropping jaws.
I’ve made a new category on the side for the ‘M-isms’. Enjoy!!
On breasts after preganancy: “For the areola that starts off pink, it will turn dark and never go back to being pink. You can tell with women who have had abortions, pregnancies, babies, whatever. So, guys, if you’re dating a woman that’s how you can always tell….”
On post-baby bodies: “After you have a baby, everything is stretched and NOTHING is going back to normal.”